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$faa|1-Ruiner's Recipe
|2-Perfect Vodka
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Ingredients:
2x1.5 litre bottle of IRN-BRU (not the IRON-BREW cheap
immitaition crap).
11x1 litre bottle of vodka. The best kind to use is Ultra Vodka
(look out for the amazing rocket-shaped bright blue bottle),
although if you don't live near a Co-op in the North East of
Scotland you may find difficult to get hold of it, so
Smirnoff'll do.
Instructions:
Place your bottle of vodka in the freezer for at least 8-10
hours - the longer the better (but remember if you leave it there too
long you'll have a vodka slush-puppy). After a while you'll notice its
texture change to a half-frozen treacle-like substance - this means it's
ready to pour :-) . Mix your vodka with the IRN-BRU in whatever
proportions you prefer - everyone has there own personal vodka/IB
equilibrium, you'll know when you find it. =-)
Serve with tons of ice.
Warning:
Wear aspestos gloves to prevent your hands being burned by the
coldness of the bottle as you take it out of the fridge.
If you pour the mixture in seriously wrong proportions and leave
it to get warmed up the resulting concoction can be very dangerous. The
taste is so increadibly bad it can do the following:
(1) Wake someone from a coma (their first words will be
"PPPPHHHEEEEETCHHHHHKLEEEEEEEBLUUUEEEEEEEGHHHHHEEEEEEEINGH!!!!!!!!").
(2) Put someone into a coma.
As with all great technologies this can be used for good or
evil.
- Ruiner/Carnage. (Thanx 2 Chris M.for the idea for the
original recipe ;-) )
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